1Breastfeeding Women Are Chasing Me in Medieval Armory While Deleting My Phone NumberE
2I Played Video Games with Your Nipples as a ControllerE
3Levitating While Peeing While the Motherfuckers Think It´s Raining TeaE
4Lovely Anal Bleach Lecture for Wealthy Keytar PlayersE
5Megaphone Slow Breathing in My Sleeping Wanking Closet Is ScaryE
6Mighty Gay Cheese Pudding in Mindless Darts Unharmed Is Hello CreoleE
7My Cool Gay Cooler Is Cooling the Coolest Gays CooledE
8My Song Songs Won the Best Song Fat Lady Drafting Profile and GayE
9My Vagina Shaped Fingerprints Were Found on Your Penis PhotosE
10My White Sabbath Underwear Got a Brown Color During the Horror MovieE
11Naughty Women Eating Apples Next to the Nice Women´s Dirty Talking DiscussionE
12Paper Cut from the Online Porn Magazine from Clicking on a Knife Advertisement Pop-UpE
13Proud Wanking with Senseless Rinsing Training at Balabaloo´s PalaceE
14Puking on Solar Power Panels While Gazing at Your Gassing ButtE
15Satan’s Umbrella Got Stolen by Satanistic SatanismE
16Scarred by the Sexy Florist´s Flower Petals and a Flock of Gay SeagullsE
17Scary Horror Movie Farting with Screaming Girls and the Pink SadistE
18Semen Is Not My Favorite Word, Wombat Boots Is!E
19Shit Shitting Shitters Shitted and Shat on My Shitty ShitsE
20Shooting Mustard in Your Face with My Promising Boobs and It´s Poop Not Mustard!E
21Shoulder Banging Was a Bad Surrogate for Dry Humping SexE
22Silly Cunt Incarnation Got Avoided by Cunts Witness Cunt Song Hey!E
23Singing the Alphabet Annoyingly While Rushing into the Swamp with the Puking CrusadersE
24Singing with Food in the Mouth and a Pirate Eye Patch in the Girl´s Shower RoomE
25Sissy Trousers and Morbid Waiting at the Train Station Swimming Pool´s Fart MassacreE
26Skinny Babe Topless Ass Kicking Euphoria FavorE
27Stalling My Erection with Blank Promises and Squeaky ForgivenessE
28Starring Homo Fabio Blueprints Terror Horror Would Be a Great Movie Name!E
29Steven James Lucas Jacob David Michael Eric Alexander William Daniel Oliver and Sebastian FartedE
30Stretching My Short Penis for Several Hours Without ResultsE
31Tantra Music by Tantric Tantra Fuckers with Fascinated Cunt BagsE
32That´s Slime Not Semen You Pervert! I´m Exploding of Happiness!E
33The Banana Fake Penis Fooled My Immature Porno Agency’s Genetic Research DepartmentE
34The Boobs on the Stick Figure Drawing Were Unnatural and Fake!E
35The Cracking Sound in the Crack House Cracked Open a Bag of CrackE
36The Faggy Faggot Vandal´s Sandals Best Case ScenarioE
37The Fat Police Officers Stole My Donuts and Offered Me BeerE
38The Fire Truck’s Siren Accidentally Played a 70¨s Porn Movie SoundtrackE
39The Penis and Vagina on the Stick Figure Drawings Seemed to Be out of ProportionE
40The Spiky Headphones I Sat on Ruined My Wedding Day and Made Me Cheat on My WifeE
41The Stage Fright Trouser Wetting Tradition Was Classified as Top SecretE
42The Stripping Stripper Stripped with Scary Zombie Zoom Screaming GooE
43The Women’s Day Butt Sniffing Contest Seemed Accurate While GrowlingE
44Throwing My Free Hugs Coupon Offer into Your Butt Pants and Hugging Your TitsE
45Tricky Question Fart Confusion with Smelly Fingernails OnionE
46Tripping over and Tipping the Farting Waitress AccidentallyE
47Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Song DongE
48Tucking Shirts of Random Angry Teens While Pulling up Their Goddamn PantsE
49Ugly Singing by a Beautiful Lisping Drool Drooling Yelling RebelE
50Undressed with Pigeon Shit on the Head Announcing the Stadium Play-OffsE
51Undressing You by Mistake with a Shovel, Instead of a Rake, Sorry!E
52Unplugged Acoustic Dildo Action with Faggot MicrophonesE
53Urgently Farting Before Winning Your Beloved One´s Heart with Shitty ChocolateE
54Vacant Farting Toilet Fun at the Kidney Motel Killers Homo Yes!E
55Vagina, Vagina Vagina and Vagina Plus Vagina SongE
56Wanking Wankers Wanked a WankE
57Wedding Day Farting with Wedding Puking and Weddings Shit Music Song (Get Married!)E
58Whore Class Detention with Exceptionally Strapping WeirdoesE
59Whores Construction Working in My Backyard on Scaffolds Wearing ThongsE
60Whores Listening to Boring Britpop While Getting Paid to Do Such an Atrocity (Poor Prostitutes)E
61Whoring Around in Gigantic Glowing Boxers While Crying with Happiness SlutE
62Wiccan Farting Choir Cleansing Sorcery and Witchcraft in Funny HatsE
63Viking Boob Plundering at the Sand Castle BordelloE
64Women Farting and Yelling While Crying with Strong ConfidenceE
65Women´s Men´s Puke Smells Like Flowers and Heart Shaped ChocolatesE
66Yelling Fart Echoing Through an Empty Hallway and the Scared PrincipalE
67Yes, I Am a Fake Gynecologist and a Cunning Astronomy Teacher as WellE
68Your Hard Nipples Poked My Eyes! Shall We Try It Again?E
69Your Stupid Opinion Sounds Good! Applauds to Your Butt!E
70Your Wrist Watch Is Actually a Dildo Which You Are Unaware OfE
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