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Eugene Mirman

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome) Vol. 3: Eugene's Comprehensive Sound Effects Library

Eugene Mirman

198 CANCIONES • 29 MINUTOS • OCT 30 2015

1
Introduction
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00:16
2
Horse
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00:04
3
Horse Galloping
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00:08
4
Horse III
00:08
5
Duck
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00:05
6
Duck II
00:09
7
Dog
00:05
8
Cat
00:07
9
Cat Purring
00:09
10
Cat Asking For Directions
00:09
11
Two Sheep Arguing
00:10
12
Mice Making Fried Rice
00:06
13
Bear
00:04
14
Wolf
00:07
15
Fox Embarrassed About His Boner
00:07
16
Giraffe Sleeping
00:08
17
Turtle
00:04
18
Turtle II
00:09
19
Chicken Prostitute Haggling
00:13
20
Shark
00:05
21
Toilet Flushing
00:08
22
Blender
00:08
23
Automatic Door Opening
00:06
24
Doorbell
00:04
25
Alarm Clock
00:06
26
Frying Pan Sizzle
00:08
27
Teapot Whistle
00:09
28
Dishwasher Running
00:08
29
Telephone Ringing
00:07
30
Telephone Falling On The Ground
00:09
31
Shower Running
00:08
32
Crackling Fire
00:09
33
VCR Ejecting A Tape
00:06
34
Group Of Businessmen Agreeing
00:18
35
Baby Locked In A Dresser
00:09
36
Fart
00:04
37
Long Fart
00:06
38
Fart III
00:09
39
Little Girl Crying
00:12
40
Man Walking In Boots
00:12
41
Screaming Man
00:05
42
Screaming Woman Who Sounds Like A Man
00:07
43
TV Audience Clapping At Food
00:11
44
Drum Circle
00:14
45
Rave
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00:10
46
Last Guy At A Rave
00:09
47
Train
00:06
48
Steam Engine
00:07
49
Neon Sign
00:08
50
Motorcycle
00:07
51
Scanning An Item
00:04
52
Feeling For A Ripe Avocado
00:06
53
Jihadist After Seeing About A Boy
00:07
54
Jack-In-The-Box
00:08
55
Jigsaw Puzzle
00:06
56
Fire Truck
00:06
57
Video Game
00:05
58
Italian Person Eating a Pizza Pie
00:07
59
Naturalized Immigrant Doing A Job You Are Unqualified For
00:10
60
Abortion Doctor Enjoying A Candy Bar
00:10
61
Grand Wizard Can’t Find A Sock
00:06
62
Powerful Senator
00:09
63
Powerful Senator II
00:11
64
Fighter Plane
00:06
65
Ambient Noise In An Airplane
00:12
66
Airplane Flying
00:10
67
Police Siren
00:08
68
Police Siren In Europe
00:08
69
Police Siren In Belgium
00:08
70
Gun Shot
00:04
71
Machine Gun
00:05
72
.357 Magnum Inside A Watermelon
00:11
73
Gays In The Military
00:06
74
Thunder
00:06
75
Rain
00:10
76
Hurricane
00:10
77
Blizzard
00:09
78
Snowing
00:11
79
Sentient Robot Going About His Daily Business
00:14
80
Computer Downloading A File
00:10
81
New Email
00:04
82
Traffic
00:11
83
Kids Playing In The Park
00:14
84
Kids Playing In The Park II
00:10
85
Spaceship Flying
00:10
86
Spaceship Crashing
00:07
87
Going To Warp Speed
00:06
88
Alien Supermarket
00:18
89
Laser Gunfire
00:11
90
Someone Controlling Technology By Waving Their Hands
00:14
91
Ronald Reagan Taking A Shower
00:09
92
Tacos
00:05
93
Fur Coat Getting Fucked By A Bunch Of Cats
00:12
94
Tree Falling In A Forest
00:09
95
Jewish Person Saying "Oy Vey” Wrong
00:08
96
Summertime
00:07
97
People Being Diligent At An Ad Agency
00:10
98
Helicopter
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00:06
99
Living Helicopter Complaining
00:10
100
Chinese Woman Eating Lasagna
00:11
101
Hero Returning From A Budweiser Commercial
00:10
102
Elephant Having Trouble
00:10
103
One Of Those People On The Street Who Tries To Get Money
00:13
104
Telephone Calling A Toaster
00:13
105
Grasshopper Asking A Dog A Question
00:15
106
Shortwave Radio
00:12
107
Two Apples On A Rainy Sunday In The Fall
00:12
108
Dentist Having Sex
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00:07
109
Panda At A Hotel
00:10
110
Birth Control Pills Telling A Little Boy Not To Eat Them
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00:10
111
Cat That Doesn't Mind
00:09
112
Male Toothpaste Being Sneaky
00:08
113
Creamy Polenta Vs. Couscous
00:10
114
Old Man's Penis
00:10
115
Dial Tone
00:13
116
Museum That Needs To Use The Bathroom
00:12
117
Celebrity Agreeing To Take A Selfie
00:10
118
Guy Getting A Sweet Beej
00:12
119
Fire Hydrant That Doesn't Want Anyone To Know It's Anti-Semitic
00:13
120
Bellhop Who Got Stung
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00:07
121
LGBT Party Where People Are Eating Sushi
00:16
122
LGBT Newsletter That Loves The Expendables Franchise
00:10
123
Sweaty Kid Crying About A Sandwich
00:08
124
Too Many Pieces Of Paper
00:06
125
Puddle
00:04
126
Magic Clown Using His Powers
00:12
127
Wild Turkey Bragging About His Mansion
00:13
128
The Number 84 Explaining To The Number 52 That It Is Bigger But Not Better
00:11
129
Tape Recorder Being Used Wrong
00:09
130
Misogynistic Maple Trees
00:12
131
Apple Sauce Being Naughty
00:06
132
Safe Word
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00:09
133
Two Pistols Sitting On A Shelf
00:08
134
Cookies Being Arrested
00:10
135
Sheep That Is Too Cute To Eat
00:13
136
Daughter Reacting To Her Mother Telling Her There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World
00:11
137
Desk Covered In Hair
00:08
138
Person From 1870 Who Was Frozen In Time
00:14
139
Boy Who Loves Hammocks
00:10
140
Dustpan
00:10
141
A Billion Ants Writing A Complaint Letter
00:12
142
Two 20-Year-Olds Touching Their Winkies
00:09
143
Yellow Line That Divides Roads
00:09
144
Smell Of A Pear
00:11
145
Group Of Wealthy Men
00:13
146
Confused Child
00:07
147
25 Rats Sleeping
00:23
148
Flowers
00:07
149
Fishing
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00:05
150
Boat
00:06
151
Mizzenmast
00:05
152
Bow
00:05
153
Stern
00:05
154
Basement
00:05
155
Rainbow
00:07
156
Telescope Being Defensive
00:08
157
Larry King Being Told Important Information
00:11
158
Well
00:05
159
The Moment A Well-Respected Author Wins The Guinness World Record
00:11
160
Salad
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00:05
161
Little Girl Teasing A Lamp
00:10
162
Zoo With Nothing To Lose
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00:09
163
Racist Stapler
00:07
164
Friendship Bracelet
00:07
165
Thor's Hammer, Mjölnir
00:08
166
Two Lost Fireflies
00:09
167
Humpback Whale
00:10
168
Elevator At The Empire State Building
00:13
169
Tip Of A Billionaire's Penis
00:10
170
Brand New Pillows Covered In Blood
00:08
171
French Kids Picking Apples
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00:08
172
Huge Pile Of Dirty Shirts
00:11
173
Hotel Guest Falling Asleep Frustrated
00:11
174
RomneyCare & ObamaCare
00:16
175
The Nerve Of Some People
00:04
176
Boner School
00:05
177
Spilled Milk That Found Out Its Son Died In A Car Accident
00:09
178
A BuzzFeed List
00:08
179
Two College Kids Subtly Trying To Figure Out Which One Is More Disadvantaged
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00:11
180
Fox News & MSNBC
00:14
181
Amicable Divorce
00:05
182
Bing-Bong Ding-Dong Playing With Boom-Boom Doom-Doom
00:09
183
Snacks In Iraq
00:06
184
Telecommuting Cat
00:06
185
Nano-Horse
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00:05
186
Hebrew Ray
00:07
187
Caldor Binge Drinking
00:11
188
Gender Roles On Their Way To A Football Game
00:09
189
Details
00:04
190
School Teacher Given Permission
00:12
191
High School Hockey Team Seeing 20 Years Into The Future
00:07
192
Cheese
00:07
193
Anna Kendrick Discovering An Underwater City
00:06
194
The Czech Republic
00:08
195
Drug Lord Feels Pretty Bad
00:07
196
Hotel Bed That Is Tired
00:08
197
Warm Handmade Boiled Bagels
00:09
198
Silly Billy Goat Got A Heroin Addiction
00:18
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