The Real Title of This Song Didn't Meet Streaming Service Guidelines so I'm Using This Alternate Title as an Opportunity to Complain About It (Forgive Me, Corporate Overlords, I Have Forsaken Thee; Please Don't Take Away My 3/10ths of a Cent)
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I'm Gonna Call Yours "Captain Birds Eye" Because It Looks Like It's Wearing a Polo Neck and Winking at Me
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We're on the 23rd Day of the Month, And There's 23 Pyramids in the Gaza Strip
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I Wonder How Many of These Ducks Have Witnessed Drug Deals
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The Second Coming of Jesus Has an Anime Girl as His Profile Picture
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I Am Drowning in Scene Cred (Do Not Resuscitate)
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Pretending to Play Your Instrument and Following the Headbanging Choreography in a Forest, Abandoned Building And / Or Brightly-Lit Black or White Room
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Coiling Xlr Cables Incorrectly out of Spite
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Here's Another Dumb, Needlessly-Long Song Title About Something Irrelevant to the Music It Represents
