1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die

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Let’s take a ride down the rabbit hole of horrible songs. Some are popular, some went platinum but all of them make us want to die. read less
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U + Ur Hand - Pink (with James Colley)
26-11-2023
U + Ur Hand - Pink (with James Colley)
Welcome to "1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die," the comedy music podcast where we dissect the most cringe-worthy, eyebrow-raising tunes in the musical universe. In this episode, we tackle Pink's rebellious anthem, "U + Ur Hand," with our special guest, the legendary director of the blockbuster film "Jaws," Mr. James Colley!Join us as we dive into the absurdity of Pink's lyrics, dissecting the highs and lows of this pop sensation. James Colley, known for his incredible work behind the camera, brings a unique perspective to the discussion, infusing humour and wit into our exploration of a song that's as cheeky as it is controversial.Whether you're a fan of Pink, a music enthusiast, or just looking for a good laugh, this episode promises to entertain and enlighten. Don't miss out on the hilarious banter, insightful commentary, and a touch of cinematic flair from our esteemed guest, James Colley. Tune in now and discover why "1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die" is the ultimate destination for music lovers with a sense of humour! And be sure to check out everything James has going on at https://www.instagram.com/jamcolley/.If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Ghetto Bird Studio Ghetto Bird Studio, a recording studio that pumps out big sounds. Located just south of WollongongDubby Energy Dubby is declaring WAR on big energy! Use the Promo Code "1001songs" at checkout! Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
Greedy - Tate McRae
30-10-2023
Greedy - Tate McRae
In the frigid waters of the Arctic, there lived a wise and distinguished walrus named Wilbur. What set Wilbur apart from the rest of his walrus clan were his extraordinarily large eyebrows. They were like two fuzzy caterpillars perched above his eyes, drawing the attention of all who gazed upon him. These magnificent brows had been with Wilbur since he was a young pup, and over the years, they had grown even more impressive. They served as a symbol of his age and wisdom, and the other walruses often sought his counsel when they faced difficult decisions.One chilly morning, as Wilbur basked on an ice floe, a group of young walruses approached him with furrowed brows of their own. They sought his guidance on how to navigate the treacherous currents of the Arctic Ocean. With a knowing twinkle in his eye and a flick of his magnificent brows, Wilbur shared his decades of wisdom. Under his tutelage, the young walruses learned to read the ice patterns, sense the changes in the tides, and find the best fishing spots. As they grew older and wiser, they too developed impressive brows, carrying on the legacy of the walrus with the largest, most magnificent eyebrows in the Arctic.If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!T Guitars Want a good, honest electric guitar? Check out T Guitars. Made in Australia. Made to be Played.DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
Old Town Road Song - Lil Nas X (LIVE)
08-10-2023
Old Town Road Song - Lil Nas X (LIVE)
Upon the road of old, a tale unfolds,Lil Nas X did ride, a modern bard,"Old Town Road," a fusion that molds.A genre blend, tradition it upholds,Country and hip-hop, an avant-garde,Upon the road of old, a tale unfolds.A cowboy's heart, rebellious and bold,His horse a Bentley, a journey unbarred,"Old Town Road," a fusion that molds.Critics debated, opinions enfold,Yet listeners embraced, the song's regard,Upon the road of old, a tale unfolds.From TikTok's spark, its fame it extols,Chart-topping stride, records it charred,"Old Town Road," a fusion that molds.In music's annals, a story that's told,A cowboy's spirit, free and unmarred,Upon the road of old, a tale unfolds,"Old Town Road," a fusion that molds.If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen (LIVE)
01-10-2023
Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen (LIVE)
This is our first ever live show so strap in! We stormed the stage of Finding Fillmores to podcast infront of an audience and all in the same room for the first time! In sunlit realm where melodies take flight,A voice emerged with captivating grace,"Call Me Maybe" bloomed, a pure delight.With hopeful notes, hearts dared to excite,A tale of chance, a smile on fate's embrace,In sunlit realm where melodies take flight.Through pixels' dance, a story took its height,Carly's voice spun a web, a gentle trace,"Call Me Maybe" bloomed, a pure delight.A glance exchanged, like stars in summer's night,In twirling words, a longing found its place,In sunlit realm where melodies take flight.With every chord, emotions burned so bright,Love's budding bloom, a tender, fragile vase,"Call Me Maybe" bloomed, a pure delight.Time's fleeting touch, a brief and sweet respite,Yet in its echo, memories interlace,In sunlit realm where melodies take flight,"Call Me Maybe" bloomed, a pure delight.If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
Shut Up & Dance - Walk The Moon
03-09-2023
Shut Up & Dance - Walk The Moon
Okay, little buddy! "Shut Up and Dance" is a super fun song by a band called Walk The Moon. Imagine you're at a big party with lots of colorful lights and all your friends are dancing around. The song starts with a bouncy beat that makes you want to wiggle your hips and clap your hands.The singer tells a story about meeting someone really special at the party. They both like each other a lot, and the singer feels so happy that they just want to dance and have a great time together. The singer even says, "Oh don't you dare look back, just keep your eyes on me," because they want the special person to keep dancing and having fun with them.The chorus goes like, "Oh-oh, shut up and dance with me!" It's like the singer is telling everyone to stop talking and just start dancing together. The music makes you feel like jumping and twirling around because it's so exciting!So, imagine you're at a super fun party, and when this song comes on, you just start dancing with all your friends, and you have the best time ever!If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
Grenade - Bruno Mars
27-08-2023
Grenade - Bruno Mars
In the realm of Greek tragedy, the song "Grenade" by Bruno Mars emerges as a poignant and emotionally charged tale of unrequited love and self-sacrifice. It captures the essence of human suffering, longing, and the tragic consequences of unattainable affection.The lyrics of the song paint a vivid picture of a protagonist consumed by relentless and all-consuming love. The protagonist embodies the tragic hero, driven to the brink of despair by the object of their affection, who remains unresponsive and indifferent to their devotion. Like a figure from Greek mythology, they are bound by an invisible force, unable to break free from the grips of their unrequited love.The narrative unfolds with vivid imagery that reflects the timeless elements of Greek tragedy. The protagonist presents their love as a grenade, a powerful symbol of destruction and imminent danger. This metaphorical device highlights the intensity and desperation of their emotions, as they are willing to endure unimaginable pain and sacrifice everything for the sake of their beloved.The song's melodic structure and Bruno Mars' impassioned delivery further heighten the tragic atmosphere. With each verse, the protagonist unveils the depth of their suffering, pleading with their beloved to reciprocate their feelings. Their voice resonates with anguish and heartache, echoing the laments of Greek tragic heroes who faced insurmountable obstacles and unattainable desires.The chorus serves as a cathartic release, a moment of emotional climax within the song. The protagonist confesses their willingness to take on any hardship, to brave the fires of hell itself, and to prove their devotion. This grand declaration echoes the dramatic declarations of Greek heroes who willingly embraced their tragic fate, driven by an unwavering sense of duty and love.Ultimately, "Grenade" embodies the timeless themes and tragic essence of Greek theatre. It serves as a haunting reminder of the depths of human suffering, the sacrifices made in the name of love, and the unbearable consequences that can arise from unattainable affection. Like the characters in ancient Greek tragedies, the protagonist of this song is destined to bear the weight of their unrequited love, forever trapped in a cycle of longing and despair.If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
What Do You Mean? - Justin Bieber
13-08-2023
What Do You Mean? - Justin Bieber
Once upon a time, in a small town, there lived a man named Justin. Now, Justin had a peculiar habit. No matter what anyone said to him, he would always respond with a baffled expression and ask, "What do you mean?"It didn't matter if someone said something as simple as, "The sky is blue," or "I'm going to the grocery store." Justin would always reply, "What do you mean?"His friends, family, and even strangers in the town grew increasingly frustrated with Justin's constant questioning. They tried their best to explain things to him, but no matter how detailed or simple their explanations were, Justin's response remained the same, "What do you mean?"One day, Justin's friends decided to play a little prank on him. They gathered in the town square, waiting for Justin to arrive. As soon as he approached, one of his friends shouted, "Justin, guess what? You've won the lottery!"Justin, true to his nature, looked puzzled and asked, "What do you mean?"His friends burst into laughter and said, "Justin, it means you're a millionaire! You're rich!"But Justin, without missing a beat, responded with his trademark question, "What do you mean?"Now thoroughly confused, his friends attempted to explain the concept of winning the lottery and the vast wealth that would come with it. They used diagrams, and charts, and even brought in a financial advisor, but no matter what they did, Justin's response remained unchanged, "What do you mean?"Months passed, and Justin's habit of asking "What do you mean?" became a running joke in the town. People would purposely come up with outrageous statements just to witness Justin's bewildered expression and hear his repetitive question.Finally, one day, a renowned philosopher visited the town. Hearing about Justin's peculiar habit, he decided to meet him and engage in a conversation. The philosopher posed a deep and thought-provoking question, asking, "Justin, what is the meaning of life?"Justin, with genuine curiosity, looked at the philosopher and asked, "What do you mean?"The philosopher, taken aback by the unexpected response, paused for a moment, pondering the significance of Justin's question. After deep contemplation, he smiled and said, "Justin, perhaps the meaning of life is to keep questioning, to seek understanding, and to never settle for easy answers."From that day forward, Justin's habit of asking "What do you mean?" took on a whole new light in the town. Instead of annoyance, it became a reminder to embrace curiosity, explore new perspectives, and continually search for deeper meanings in life.And so, the man who was once the constant source of confusion became a symbol of intellectual curiosity, leaving a lasting impact on the townsfolk and inspiring them to alwayIf you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
It’s Everyday Bro - Jake Paul
30-07-2023
It’s Everyday Bro - Jake Paul
"It's Everyday Bro" is a song by Jake Paul, and it's a song that some people really like, but others may find it a bit silly. In the song, Jake talks about how he's really cool and successful. He raps about his popularity and how he's better than other people. He also talks about his friends and how they're all doing great things. The song has a catchy tune, but some people think the lyrics are a bit braggy. It's important to remember that everyone is special and important in their own way, and we don't have to compare ourselves to others. So, if you hear "It's Everyday Bro," you can enjoy the music, but remember to be proud of who you are too!DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew